In nature, like in the Corpus Christi Bay, where fish are plentiful, there’s the seahorse. You know what happens to a guy seahorse? He gets the woman seahorse pregnant, she unloads the fertilized eggs on him, and then, somehow, he’s stuck with birthing and raising all those little seahorses. And carrying them inseminated eggs before any of this happens. College funds for baby seahorse. Does that mean he gets to celebrate Mother’s Day?