Speaking engagement

Speaking engagement.

“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together in the sight of god to join this man and woman….”

“Dude, wrong notes.”

“Oh. So it’s 12 signs, 12 houses, 10 planets, or luminary objects, and 45 minutes. That works out to about a minute and half per astrology item….”

Actual quote:
“yeah Kramer, the world is a freak show, and you’re the Master of Ceremonies….”