Friday morning when I’ve got a flight out is sort of tumultuous time, and it’s no different from the past five or six Fridays when I’ve been heading of to the airport, one more time. I was listening to my usual selection of music, a little bit of Kinky Friedman’s new tribute album — Pearls … heading of to the airport

“Look, it’s bad time for a tattoo, but it’s okay to get a body piercing,” I said. I came up with that one during a reading, stopped, wrote it down on the back of an envelope, and then continued on. The deal is: it’s a good time for something than can be removed and not … okay to get a body piercing

So the morning starts out with a phone call from a Virgo, and then my cell phone gets disconnected while some Bubba Broadcast group is trying to reach me, and then I have to call my cell phone girl who is a Virgo. I think I’m seeing a trend here. To make it more interesting, … make a Virgo smile

“I was driving along, and I thought about this one: you know you’re in Austin when you see a jeep with the top down, a pony tail bobbing to the music, and I’m thinking ‘Looks cute from here,’ and you pull up alongside, and it’s a guy. Then I’m thinking, ‘Damn, I don’t have the … a season of Tall Women

What a weird day to ride around on airplanes, in cars, and be an astrologer. I left AZ, departing from the nurturing hands of Cancer, walked down the terminal building to get on a plane, and I saw a woman who looked terribly familiar. As we were boarding the plane, she said, “I know you…” … lawyers ought to marry people

Phoenix (or Tempe or Mesa or Chandler or wherever the heck it was) is a strange place. “Look, this guy must be a Texan,” exclaimed my host, “Ostrich Jerky.” Now, I did spend several years in college in this area, so the next comment, a little later in the day, didn’t surprise me as much, … Phoenix

I keep waiting, I was hoping that there was going to be the monumental event this weekend…. what with the full Moon and all. It wasn’t the big deal I was expecting. About the most exciting thing I heard yesterday came from the Leo Cab driver, she was talking about her ex–boyfriends all being “water … It wasn’t the big deal I was expecting

Some friends rolled through town about the same time the thunderstorms rolled through. We wound up sitting the Hula Hut, munching on chips with hot sauce and watching certain birds feed on the chips without hot sauce. A steady rain began again. There was a lone duck beneath the pier, begging scraps. As the rain … recent plethora of Gemini’s

After business time, it was lunchtime with my family and the lawyer friend. I was amazed — it was so typical of what I feel about Dallas — the restaurant was named for a horse, [but not a Mustang.] And there was Gorgonzola Cheese which, for the life of me, sounded like an old Pinball … a quote from Warren G. Harding